Old socks are so scrumptious, all crusty and worn
I especially like the holey ones, even better if they’re torn,
They have a special texture that makes chewing a delight
I could chew on an old sock both day and night,
The boys wear out socks without having to try
I’m practically guaranteed an endless supply,
I just love socks to pieces, they give me such glee,
If you’ve got any old socks to spare, just send them to me!