She said she could have done it herself, but thought I might give it a certain edginess and dramatic flair.
It is true that I'm the better writer, but don't tell her that. Don't want to burst the poor girl's bubble. I'm even more popular than her on Facebook. The ladies just love me. What can I say? It's a gift.
Here are our Seven Wonders of the World:
Here's Tanner who is trouble with a capitol "T"
He tries so hard to pick a fight with me,
Then there's poor old Alex who's blind and lame
At least his keen appetite is still the same,
Then there's Rosie, such a cheeky tabby
So haughty and smug, and a little bit crabby,
Then there's Tyna who is smitten with me
How much more lovesick can this dog be?
Then there's Maggie, both skittery and lazy
So weird in behaviour, she drives Brian crazy,
Then there's Daisy, the youngest cat
Cute and playful, and a bit of a brat,
And finally there's me, the famous Loup
I'm the most wondrous, yes, it's true!
They should erect a Loup statue under a tree
All the tourists would come and take pictures of me,
They would whisper my name with both awe and fear
And say that the wondrous Loup Graham lived here.